Sunday, November 19, 2006

My Father's Bush Jacket



One of the things that I like to do when I visit my mother is to go through the trunks in which she keeps my father’s clothes. I have spent many lazy afternoons, while the rest of the house sleeps, foraging through the history of my father, as seen through his suits, blazers, and military uniforms from all the different eras of his life. Being in the Army, protocol and decorum demanded that he attire himself in a certain manner for different occasions. In his ‘civvies’ there is a sharply tailored cream cotton corduroy suit that he must have worn as a young buck to the Sunday tambola and beer sessions at the Officer’s Club before the advent of airconditioning. The green serge blazer badged with the Maltese Cross of the Garhwal Rifles that he wore over his white Fred Perry T-shirt and white pleated gabardine pants for the compulsory evening games session. The discreetly pinstriped suit with a wonderful maroon Chinese brocade vest that provided a peep of rich colour worn for parties at the Mess or the numerous ‘barakhanas”.

Then there are the uniforms. OG everyday work wear that was starched and ironed into knife-edge creases with the lanyard clipped to the shirt pocket and the red tags of a full Colonel clipped to the collar. Wonderfully warm woolen ‘angora shirts’ he switched over to in winter. Ceremonial parade uniforms worn with a crossbelt, the swashbuckling Mess Jackets in white and black that were worn over smartly piped dark pants and a wide crossbelt across the chest glinting with the silver of the regimental crest. Then there is the unfortunately named monkey jacket – a white waist-length jacket that tapered to a point behind the back. And dozens of hats, caps, berets carefully mothballed in hatboxes.

But what I love the most are his military-inspired outdoor clothes. A wool-lined blouson closed up in front with a sturdy brass zipper, the cuffs fitted snugly with snap buttons that he wore for long family drives in winter. A black leather trenchcoat that he jauntily wore over tweeds and corduroy. He converted a pair of canvas jungle boots into Chelsea boots by covering the uppers with leather and adding a wide band of matching elastic at the sides.

My favourite article, however, is his bush jacket, provenance unknown. The fading label at the collar says Duro Wear, US Marine Bush Jacket, 1944. It was probably picked up from Sircar’s, the well-known military outfitter in Paltan Bazaar, Dehra Dun. Made of a lightweight, herringbone khakhi twill, it makes any trip feel like an adventure. Fastened with horn buttons, and the epaulettes at the shoulders kept the binocular straps in place when my father went on a hunt or one of his quietly reflective fishing trips. Its best utilitarian feature are the four large pockets that expanded to hold whatever he might need – from a metal hip flask, sketchbooks, to his Agfa Isoly camera. My father wearing this bush jacket was my mental snapshot of the elegance of Old World macho much before I came across pictures of Hemingway and London exuding bravado in their similar safari jackets.

Whenever the weather turns a bit mellow, like how it now in Mumbai, I wear the jacket while riding my Royal Enfield motorcycle. I turn the cuffs up to my forearms to feel the cool breeze and now the epaulettes hold digital camera straps, while the pockets provide ample secure space for my iPod, cell phone and other effluvia of modern life. Though my adventures are far more urban, it’s a perfect example of form meeting function (with a dash of romanticism), which sums up the appeal of the bush jacket itself.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

The Funky Chicken

Don't have much to do? You can always check out the Pipecleaner Man do the funky chicken.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Finetune iTune

You have an iPod, right? You use iTunes, right? Then go here

Saturday, July 29, 2006

The Strange Saga of CNAC 58


About 18 months ago, a fuzzy picture dropped into my email showing a rag-tag bunch of men, some clad in only in loincloths and rubber slippers, armed with machetes and muskets, sitting nonchalantly on the remains of an aeroplane wing that had crashed into the mountains that seperate the Anjaw district of Arunachal Pradesh from Burma. The picture was sent by a friend, Kai Friese, who is the editor of the excellent Outlook Traveller magazine. For the past two years, he had been pursuing a story of a World War II airplane crash in the Mishimi Hills and the amazing story of the survivors. The men in the picture were the people from Bhau village, whom we had hired to do a recce to locate the crash. These guys were the sons and grandsons of the people who had rescued the pilots, carrying them literally on their backs to the nearest British outpost, after they crawled into their village, 14 days after the crash. Two months later, Kai and I were in Arunachal for a most excellent adventure. To view photographs of this trip go here

What follows below is Kai's account of the trip that appeared in Outlook magazine

The Horror...
It sounded good in conversation: to walk for a week through the Mishimi Hills in eastern Arunachal Pradesh to the crash site of a China National Aviation Corporation plane, CNAC 58 a Dakota that went down flying 'the Hump' in World War II. Now I'm not so sure. At the end of day one, I'm shaking with exhaustion after bumbling through the undergrowth for eight hours. I've already got lost once in the gloom of the jungle, my right arm is lacerated from clutching at unfriendly plants—still better than falling off the hill. My Mishimi friends are bustling around with depressing energy, fetching water, lighting fires, shooting animals, while I'm listlessly plucking ripe leeches from my ankles. There's a monkey boiling in the pot for dinner and it smells really bad. Adrak kya jaane bandar ka swaad, I quip. Then I taste the damn thing and completely lose my sense of humour.





By the end of this trip, I will have retched my way through two monkeys, a bear, a mountain goat and an owl. Actually the owl was pretty good. But with 66 leech bites at final count I know I was the tastiest flesh around.

What Am I Doing Here?
I was seduced by geriatrics. It all started three years ago when I spent a night in a Mishimi village called Sarti and an old man called Mun Thalum told me that during the ‘American War’ he saw tamtam garis in the sky long before he ever saw a road vehicle. One plane crashed in the hills of Klong Circle. Two pilots survived and the local villagers carried them back to the plains. A year later, on the internet, I meet Fletcher Hanks, an 85-year-old Hump veteran who photographed the wreck of CNAC 58 from the air in 1944. It went down near the Klong valley and two pilots survived, he tells me. The Mishimis rescued them. Then he talks about the good life and bad death of American mercenary pilots flying CNAC supply planes during the war: "It was a time when sex was safe and flying was dangerous". I’m already in love. Fletcher introduces me to Joe Rosbert, the surviving survivor of CNAC 58. I call Joe and tell him I’d like to meet him. "You better hurry," he says. "I’m 88!"

He’s 89 by the time I catch up with him in a senior citizens’ condominium in Katy, Texas, but he still dreams about the crash that almost ended his young life and the moment, 12 days later, that saved him. "My favourite part is the Mishimis," he says. "I get this picture of Ridge (his co-pilot) down on his knees, and a little further is a bamboo hut. And not only that, in one corner there is smoke, like a chimney. It was a point of salvation." So I go back to the hills to find the people who saved the pilots, and in a listing bamboo hut above the gorge of the Klong I am introduced to Mingah Ramat, a beautiful old lady who smokes Janta bidis with all the elegant insouciance of Marlene Dietrich. "Ah, Joe!" she says. "Tell him he should visit me before it’s too late." She imitates the mewling sounds Joe made when he first crawled into her hut, and cackles. Then she draws on her bidi and I can see a nebula of ancient memories flare.

Broken English

Four excruciating days of climbing, horrible food and one of the worst nights in my life, spooning with my fat friend Harsh in a rain-sodden sleeping bag. And suddenly I’m in heaven. We’re here.

The enormous wing of CNAC 58 is sprawled across a rocky slope beneath the towering tooth of a mountain. Lower down the slope is the tailfin and two sullenly shipwrecked engines. Scattered all around is a mass of debris. Shattered glass, strips of fabric, rusty springs, ornate radio valves, and the doomed cargo of hefty metal pipes. I know we’re not the first people to get here because there’s graffiti on the wing. "Hello from Village Sanglang." "Here came village Bhau." Mishimi as well as Burmese hunters come up here to trap musk deer. The debris field is littered with words that have outlived their purpose. Trademarks, circuit diagrams. A Californian patent, still pending in this remote corner of the Himalaya. There are engraved dials from the instrument panels. Right Wing Aileron Adjust, Manifold Pressure, Inches of Mercury. "DO NOT SET PARKING BRAKE IN FLIGHT," says one long unheeded warning. And then, underneath a rock, I find damp but miraculously preserved strips of newsprint. There isn’t a single complete sentence, just tantalising fragments of headlines, intros, stories. Miss Hepbu... Gish...Artie.... Then I find recipes, "Salt...into... pples...pork...cabbage." I read them greedily. Tonight I will dream of food.

Unmissed Calls
Five days later I’m luxuriating in the town of Hayuliang. It’s pronounced ‘Hi Lung’ but the extravagant name translates as "my wine place" and I’m happy to take it literally. We settle into a routine of Godfather beer and Bonnie Scot chasers at Lagan dhaba. There’s cuisine too: alu-puri, paranthas, bhujjia, Maggi.
There’s electricity, a library, broadband internet and, delightfully, no telephones. Well there is a phone—the only public telephone in the entire district of Anjaw. An Inmarsat connection in the SDO’s office. It’s popularly called ‘Hello 45’ because by the time you say ‘hello’ the bill is already Rs 45.


After four days of r&r we head homewards. Cresting the Hawa Pass I sigh with relief at the sight of the effortless plains. But before I know it my head is beeping like a reactivated cellphone. I remember family, friends, and then, The Office. And suddenly I’m in no rush to get home.

Friday, July 28, 2006

Class of 2006


The 52 riders of the Himalayan Odyssey 2006 together for a group picture at More Plains, about 200 km short of Leh. The only riderless bike, second from right, is mine since I was taking the picture.

The route from Manali to Leh essentially follows the fabled Silk Road that made its way from Central Asia to India. The Silk "Road" is a misnomer, for actually it was many roads, many slender filaments originating in thousands of towns and cities all over eastern China. They threaded their way west, skirted the deserts of Turkestan, gradually coalescing into just a handful of trails hacked out of some of the world's most impenetrable mountains. If the bundles of precious silk survived crossing these formidable barriers--the Pamir, the Hindu Kush, the Karakoram, and the Himalayas-- they then descended to the Indian Subcontinent. Here the Silk Road swiftly multiplied again, spawning hundreds, then thousands of diverging tracks that brought Chinese goods to Persia, Arabia and Europe, then returned the treasures of those faraway lands to China.

Here's more info on Ladakh

The High Way


I first drove to Ladakh in 1988, on assignment for Sportsweek magazine on the first Desert Himalayan Raid. Ever since, Ladakh has fascinated me and I have managed to drive there every couple of years, usually via Manali, in Himachal Pradesh. This year was markedly different experience as I got there on a Royal Enfield Thunderbird motorcycle. This is the mother-of-all motorcycle rides over 2000 km from Delhi-Leh-Delhi, crossing three mountain ranges, five high-altitude passes -- the highest at 18,500 feet -- and temperatures from 40 degrees C in the plains to -14 degrees C in the howling night winds of Sarchu, a camp at 14,500 feet. This trip was planned by Royal Enfield and 52 riders took part, 3 of whom had to be evacuated at Leh due to Acute Mountain Sickness. This trip was certainly on my list of Things To Do Before You Die and lived (sorry!) up to all my expectations.

Since I have not learned to include captions along with the photographs, the one above was taken 4 km short of our tented camp at Debring, a high altitude desert at 14,400 feet at the southern-most tip of the Tibetan Plateau. The rider is Balwant Patel, who I suspect is lost. Balwant flew down from London and bought a brand new Royal Enfield Machismo to take part in the Himalayan Odyssey 2006.

You can see some pictures of the ride here

Nuetralfinder

My friend Arun has been changing gears all through his life. I, on the other hand, have been trying to find nuetral all my life. He sort of inspired me to start a blog so here goes. (You can find Arun here)

Have a little patience as i get the hang of this thing, I'll be back soon.